Please flush after use!

please-flush-after-use-350x225-polyIn the past couple of years, I’ve read so many stories about the quite natural act of using a toilet (…..some more repeatable than others).  I think if there was a ‘Bachelor of Science degree in Toiletry’, I might pass with First Class Honours.

I jest clearly but it’s strange that such a routine activity for most can actually become quite scientific in the world of Neuroendocrine Cancer and other ailments which might be described in some scenarios as invisible illnesses.

I also found myself smiling at the fact that flushing is connected with the toilet and a type of red warm feeling in the upper torso – the two main symptoms of the Carcinoid Syndrome associated with the most common type of Neuroendocrine Cancer.  “Please flush after use” – erm…yes sure but actually – no thanks 🙂

You're kidding me!
You’re kidding me!

When I read about some of the issues others deal with, I think I’m one of the luckier Neuroendocrine Cancer patients. I’m in reasonable condition considering the extent of my disease and my subsequent treatment.  I put up with a number of irritants but I don’t seem to suffer as much as some appear to do. However, one thing that does worry me is the occasional stomach cramp. Hopefully, I’m not tempting fate as they seem to be vastly reduced in the past 12 months. They can sometimes be very painful and debilitating – normally resolved by going to the toilet (and hopefully one is close!). Handy if I’m in the house, not so handy if I’m on a plane, in town or anywhere where toilets are not in abundance. I did write a blog on this subject following a very painful episode on my Hadrian’s Wall 6 day adventure – My stomach cramps my style’


As I’ve had intestinal surgery, Bowel obstructions are a potential worry but to date, pain and sluggishness have always been just a bout of constipation.  Read my blog on this here.  You can carry a card for the bowel obstruction risk courtesy of NET Patient Foundation.

npf-toilet-card1_Page_1-300x171I don’t suffer from ‘carcinoid syndrome induced diarrhea’ but long flights are one of the few times I take Loperamide (Imodium).  For long drives and trips to town, I’m simply reliant on toilet availability. Normally, I just wander into hotels and restaurants and help myself. Sometimes I find only the disabled toilet is available and when it’s urgent I have no qualms about using it. Some of them are locked and you have to get a key – again I have no qualms about asking for access despite my outwardly healthy look – nobody has argued yet!  If sufficiently urgent, I’m even prepared to ask to use the staff toilets in shops etc. I do have a card in my wallet which I obtained from my friends in the NET Patient Foundation.  I’ve not yet had to use it in anger. I also noticed that Macmillan are now doing something similar – click here.

On the subject of urgent visits to the toilet.  I recently wrote a blog about a lady with inflammatory bowel disease (IBD) and I suspect in a worse condition than most Neuroendocrine Cancer patients.  She too looks outwardly healthy but this illness is clearly a major disability. I’d like to think this type of incident is not that common but her response to it was magnificent and it apparently went viral.  Just goes to show that with invisible illnesses Things are not always how they seem.  The letter is brilliant.

For those who are interested, NET Patient Foundation also do a Carcinoid Crisis at risk emergency card to keep in your wallet/purse so that doctors can be forewarned of the aversion to anaesthetics etc. Mine is in my wallet at all times just in case. Click the link for further






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5 thoughts on “Please flush after use!

  1. zebrakat May 26, 2015 / 12:12

    I shall be getting both cards too. Imodium just doesn’t hit the spot, I’ve had to ask for a prescription med to get through the flight. 😀

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    • Christine Craig May 26, 2015 / 20:11

      Just in case. I had something called odonterontron I think thats how its spelt and it gave me serious headache. I thought it was my sinus problems. I suffered two weeks as I didnt know it could happen. Hope your pills work. I do fod map diet avoiding insoluble fibre it helped me. fod map edu will get you info. Good to hav er tje card back up. Christine

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      • zebrakat May 26, 2015 / 20:15

        Thank you Christine. The tabs are Lomoil, I started them today. Fingers crossed. I did try the FODMAP diet and it didn’t help me.

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  2. Christine Craig May 23, 2015 / 15:24

    Thanks for that info Ronny I have just requested both cards, need the toilet one. Christine

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  3. Christine Craig May 23, 2015 / 15:22

    Thanks for that Ronny have just requested both cards.

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